Lynn, the massage geek,
has retired from massage
therapy as of 2019.
For a comparable massage,
please call or text Sara at
(612) 232-1670 or email her at
Saraaegerterstherapies@gmail.com.

feel the difference

Precision massage for long-term relief from chronic pain.

find out more

It is much easier to relax when you are rested and relieved of pain. Take care of yourself so that your relaxation time can be spent relaxing, not recovering.

A massage with Lynn is no routine experience. Each session is carefully formulated and personalized to address your unique situation.

divider

"I had an extradorinary massage....My neck was locked up and my shoulders were killing me....unbelievably good work on both of those in addition to a great overall massage."
Mary E

"Lynn has been my magician over the years and I recommend her to anyone
and everyone who will listen. I can't say enough about her and her work, and what she has done for me over the years."
Christy Johnson, Athlete

"This is the first time in years that I have been pain-free. I never conceived it was possible."
Jeanette Bestland, Tailor

"Years of tolerating headaches are over!!! Lynne is fixing what trips to the physical therapist didn't fix. AMAZING, to a skeptic like me."
Kathy

"Lynn is my miracle worker! I've had pain for 1.5 yrs, seen multiple doctors and had many tests. After just one visit w/Lynn, I felt great! After the 2nd visit, Lynn helped figure out the source of my pain and gave me new information to bring to my doctors. I'm now on a path to healing thanks to Lynn and her healing touch!"
Jill, South Mpls

"I first saw Lynn after I lost about 50% of the range of motion in my right shoulder following volleyball season. I had my fastpitch season coming up in a few months and wanted to be pain-free for it. That first hour-long massage literally had me good as new. I had no pain, and full range of motion back. I was thrilled, stunned--and hooked. I have since seen Lynn about six or seven times over the years, she has helped me get back on the court or the field every time. Lynn has been my "magician" over the years and I recommend her to anyone and everyone who will listen. I can't say enough about her and her work, and what she has done for me over the years."
Christy Johnson

"Creative and inspired. Lynn knows exactly what to do."
Michelle Kaliher
Shiatsu Therapist

"The spine release massage was really great.... I liked it much better than a typical relaxation massage."
C.J.

"[The spine release] is a very unique and wonderful massage - my back has felt much better and the results have lasted several weeks so far."
D.G.

"I will absolutely see Lynn again, she did a wonderful job and is not afraid to get in and work on chronic neck issues. I felt like a million dollars and have not had that positive experience in a long time!"
Amy

"Years of tolerating headaches are over!!! Lynne is fixing what trips to the physical therapist didn't fix. AMAZING, to a skeptic like me."
Kathy

"Lynn is an expert! I have been seeing Lynn for the last 5 years, and after every appointment I am so amazed at how effective and amazing the massage was. Her work is the only thing that keeps my headaches at bay. Amazing!"
Mollie

"Lynn is amazing! She is, without a doubt, the best massage therapist with whom I've had the pleasure of seeing. In particular, if you have a specific problem area she will ferret it out and work it until it's right. A great experience. The only hesitation I have about putting up a great review is that she'll get busier and it will be even harder for me to get in!"
Matt Clayton

"I haven't felt this way since I was 20! You are good! I feel great. I feel the way I'm supposed to feel."
Connie

"I've experienced pain relief unmatched by medication, physical therapy, and chiropractic treatment. Lynn has a huge arsenal of knowledge, and always knows which technique will be most effective, from deep massage to passive stretching."
Micah

"I suffer from intermittent IT band problems that often prevent me from running. Since the massage from Lynn, I have had no problems with my IT band. I have logged as many running miles in the past 4 months as I did all last year. The massage experience has definitely helped my training."
Charlie Johnson
Triathlete

"Specificity is what Lynn brings. Healing energy to the specific spot that needs it."
Lin Butler
Triathlete

"Lynn does a magnificent deep tissue massage to ease the aches and pains I have from fibromyalgia and arthritis. I have been a client of hers for several years and though I live out of state now, I always try to schedule an appointment with her when I am home. I can not find anyone who has the same massage procedures."
Joanne Valerius

"A master sculptor and artist!"
Julianna

"...a great service, hit all the areas I was looking for with the pressure I needed."
M.R., St. Paul

"A fantastic massage. The pressure was perfect.... I could tell that she's an experienced and intuitive bodyworker."

"Amazing Massage! I'm a HUGE FAN."
Anne Tierney, Personal Trainer to Dara Torres

"Deep tissue massage is part of my treatment for chronic illness. This therapy stimulates relaxation and flexibility I can't achieve on my own. I greatly appreciate the service and expertise Massage Geek provides!"
K.N.

"Lynn is an amazing massage therapist. She has great insight as to where the problem may be and gets it out of there. I would recommend her to anyone."
A.S., Minneapolis

"The work done here is wonderful!"

In the past 14 years Lynn has performed over 15,000 hours of massage. She specializes in massage for relief from chronic pain, particularly headaches, low back pain, knee pain, and IT band restriction.

Precision Therapy is not an indulgence. It can lead to lasting relief from pain.

Techniques include: Myofascial Traction, Myofascial Release, Stripping, and other technical sounding stuff like Proprioceptive Neuromuscular Facilitation. But don’t let anyone tell you that it has to be painful to be effective! That just isn't true.

Lynn is licensed by the City of Saint Paul and nationally certified by NCBTMB and ABMP. She identifies as a massage geek, a computer geek, and, truth be told, a trekkie. She can also build you a pretty cool website like this one. Lynn is a member of American MENSA®.

Kundalini Spine ReleaseSM

A truly out-of-this-world experience. 60 minutes of deep tissue massage and traction on the muscles and fascial fibers attached to the spinous processes of the spine. Offered exclusively by Lynn Patricia.®.

Knee & Hip Intensive

One of Lynn's most popular and effective treatments. 60 minutes of deep tissue massage and traction on the muscles and fascial fibers attached to the knee.

Precision Therapy

Lynn's unique version of deep tissue massage blends soothing touch with precise orthopedic manipulation of deep fibers, slower strokes, and more direct pressure to relieve congestion and stiffness by lengthening and unsticking painful muscles.

Shiatsu

Shiatsu is a traditional Japanese healing method. Working through your clothing, I use my palms, fingers, thumbs, knuckles, elbows, knees and my feet to work on acupuncture points and stiff muscles.